this is my dull life. this is my dull life on drugs. this is a haiku.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Thoughts from work

Hey, I just thought of something. So I'm at work doing an experiement in the lab when I realize that Bush and I aren't that different after all. So what do a scientist-in-training and an American dictator... ahem... president have in common? Well, you see... I crush with mortars and pestles, and HE crushes with mortars and pestilence! How bout that?! The only difference is that I work with boring old starches, while he works with the Iraqi people in a place which he sees as brimming with martyrs and pests.