Always muster coordination before scratching as itch

I used to be able to say that I'd never gone to scratch my eye and instead picked my nose.

As of today, I can no longer make that claim.

And I've got to say, my eye had been really itchy, so this scratch-that-wasn't was primed to be a really vigorous one. I can only imagine how it looked: This dude walking across the library lobby, his right eye twitching a bit, then suddenly he crams his finger up his nose in one quick motion...

Man... my nose hurts...