this is my dull life. this is my dull life on drugs. this is a haiku.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Recent "polls": Canadians are stupid.

I don't like the guy below me.

I don't trust the guy left of me.

It's too fucking cold above me.

The only forseable solution is to the immediate right...
-- the goddamn ocean.

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea