this is my dull life. this is my dull life on drugs. this is a haiku.

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Morning plows are out...

Where did the phrase "letting the cat out of the bag" come from? Who keeps cats in bags, anyway? I believe that PETA should be notified immediately, and that all cats should be released from their baggy confines at once.

Just kidding. I hate cats. I curse every time that someone lets out a secret, because I know that somewhere... somehow... a cat has escaped.