What if...

I wish there was a town called Cahoots. If there were, I would go there with one of my friends (for instance, Lefty)and I 'd call someone else on my cell phone. The long distance would be well worth it. When they picked up, I'd make small talk until they eventually popped the question: "So where are you anyway?". I'd then blurt, "I'm in Cahoots with Lefty!" before hanging up.

Then I might giggle. I haven't really thought that far ahead yet...

PS - This story is fucked up. I don't know whether to believe it's true... It's long, but read it if you have time...