this is my dull life. this is my dull life on drugs. this is a haiku.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Oh Mikey...

33 AD - Our Lord Jesus Christ dies for our sins
January 15th, 1929 - Martin Luther King is born
November 9th, 1989 - The Berlin Wall falls
February 11th, 1990 - Nelson Mandela is freed

What do all these events have in common? They were compared with Michael Jackson's innocent verdict on his official website. I mean, come on... WTF?! Ok, maybe I made the first one up, but the rest are actually there... I don't understand how Michael can be ballsy enough (for lack of a better descriptor) to compare his acquittal due to lack of proof that he doodled little boys, with the birth of freaking Martin Luther King?! Yeesh! You so craaaazy Mikey...