this is my dull life. this is my dull life on drugs. this is a haiku.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

I wonder...

Why would I buy lip-chap? My lips are already chapped... so don't I want lip de-chap, or maybe some lip-unchapifying ointment? Maybe I could just settle for some lip-bomb, though I am assuming that it is not nearly as exciting as I'm imagining. It's most likely that no explosions are involved.